Kitten. Mittens.

In case today wasn't the bundle of joy you were expecting: 

#1: These piglets...because everyone knows I love piggies

And bacon...shhh!

#2: This informational clip comparing various languages. And don't go getting offended: Ich spreche Deutsch.

http://chirkup.me/how-german-sounds-compared-to-other-languages.html

#3: This baby sloth, because (let's be honest) he won't be that cute when he grows up

#4: This pug blending in with his surroundings

"Damnit, Mom: I told you I'm undercover!" 

#5: This compilation of cats wearing kitten mittens

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nuLF_uSGrw

Because the original just wasn't long enough...

Watch the original here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fP4emqw7O4

#6: Hide yo kids, hide yo watermelons...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/09/bradley-northcote-watermelon_n_3894815.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

#7: THIS