Monday, October 28, 2013

The More You Know

This week's post is all about learning. Because...















#1: This info-taining video on how to properly present your SPCA purchases during the holidays






#2: This sign to help you know your place in society





#3: This mind-blowing fact

My entire world view is shattered




#4: This surprising list of banned baby names







#5: This devastating statistic 

Of course, to use the website one would have to have a basic understanding
of said internet. Hmm...catch-22.

Monday, October 21, 2013

Batmobile vs. Wienermobile

DUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH: BATDAD!


#1: This adorable tiger family




#2: This pimped-out Van Gogh van




#3: This extremely polite canine


Meet Inky and her inbred cousin Scoob



#4: This list of complaints from unsatisfied customers


I don't know why, but I blame David Cameron for #12...



#5: This photo bomb on Cameron by a rugby player

Revenge is sweet



#6: This BatDad compilation


For more videos of BatDad in action: BatDad - YouTube



#7: This chipmunk, whose eyes were bigger than his stomach (and his mouth)

Maybe he's just watching his stories


Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Happy Tip #2

Happy Tip: Put on some music you love and sing, dance around, slap some air bass - whatever floats your boat. It'll make you feel better and you can pretend it's a workout if you jump around for long enough. 

Here's a list of some songs I use if you need ideas or a jump start:

Best Rock Ballads:


'Every Rose Has Its Thorn' - Poison

'Angel' - Aerosmith
** Pretty much anything by Aerosmith will work here **

'Faithfully' - Journey


Best Country Songs:


'Country Girl (Shake It For Me)' - Luke Bryan

'5-1-5-0' - Dierks Bentley 

'Kerosene' - Miranda Lambert

'Get Your Shine On' - Florida Georgia Line

'She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy' - Kenny Chesney


Best Pop Songs:


'Burn' - Usher
** You gotta really feel this one, so put everything you have into it **

Anything by LMFAO

'Get Low' - Lil Jon ft. The Ying Yang Twins
** If you have trouble, try channeling Sandra Bullock in 'The Proposal' - go with the beat **

'Pop' - *NSYNC

'Shake' - Jesse McCartney

'She Bangs' - Ricky Martin

'Hips Don't Lie' - Shakira ft. Wyclef Jean


Best Sing-Alongs:


'Ice, Ice Baby' - Vanilla Ice

'Fresh Prince of Bel Air' - Will Smith
** Extra tip: pay out for the CD version - it's way better than the TV version **

Anything from the 'Rent' soundtrack (I usually go with 'Out Tonight' and 'Light My Candle')

Anything from the 'Moulin Rouge' soundtrack (Favorites include 'Elephant Love Medley', 'Come What May' and 'El Tango de Roxanne')

'Man! I Feel Like a Woman!' - Shania Twain

'Jumper' - Third Eye Blind
** Jam out on your acoustic guitar and try not to sing along to this one. You know you want to **

'Love Is a Battlefield' - Pat Benatar

'Jessie's Girl' - Rick Springfield

'Brown Eyed Girl' - Van Morrison

'It Takes Two' - DJ EZ Rock & Rob Base

'Mickey' - Toni Basil

'Sweet Caroline" - Neil Diamond


Best 90's Throwbacks:


'Smells Like Teen Spirit' - Nirvana 

'Tubthumping' - Chumbawamba

'Two Princes' - Spin Doctors 

'What's My Age Again?' - Blink -182

Anything by Will Smith (Try: 'Gettin' Jiggy Wit It' and 'Miami')

'Jumpin' Jumpin'' - Destiny' Child

'Fly' - Sugar Ray

'Fat Lip' - Sum 41

Anything by The Spice Girls


Best Classic Songs:


'Yellow Submarine' - The Beatles
** This song still makes me feel like I'm 6-years-old dancing in my living and getting half the words wrong. Try not to be jealous of my childhood **

'Sexbomb' - Tom Jones

'Footloose' - Kenny Loggins

'Only the Good Die Young' - Billy Joel

'Final Countdown' - Europe

'Don't Stop Believin'' - Journey

'Bohemian Rhapsody' - Queen

'Surfin' USA' - The Beach Boys

'Eye of the Tiger' - Survivor


Best Chillax Songs:


** You can mellow dance to these ones - give it a go **

'Slow Ride' - Foghat

'Son's Gonna Rise' - Citizen Cope

'Banana Pancakes' - Jack Johnson

'Take a Picture' - Filter

'Lucky Man' - The Verve

'Do You Realize?' - The Flaming Lips

'Lightning Crashes' - Live


Other:


** Just for fun, here's a few more **

'Black Betty' - Ram Jam

'Do You Believe in Magic' - The Lovin' Spoonful

Anything by the The Lonely Island 

The theme from 'Saved By The Bell' 
** And don't act like you don't know all the words **

'Tush' - ZZ Top

'Push It' - Salt-n-Pepa

'Milkshake' - Kelis
** What a closer! Yeah…I went there **



If you have song suggestions, please feel free to leave a comment below! Thanks!

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Napping - You're Doing it Right

Today is Tuesday...but you can pretend it's Monday and then this post won't be late!


 #1: These best buds at their book signing





#2: These badass grandparents

See previous post 'Happy Tip #1



#3: This pup with an awesome bank shot






#4: This underground sign dedicated to Beatles puns

And if you don't like it: baby, you can drive my car.



#5: The truth about librarians 






#6: This deeply moving ode to Chinese food






#7: Napping - You're Doing it Right


Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Happy Tip #1

I have decided to add random posts whenever I find something that lifts my spirits. Hopefully they will make you happier, too!

Happy Tip: When you're feeling low, coloring always works to turn that frown upside-down! Here is a picture of a 'color-by-numbers' I did over the weekend when I was feeling blue. When I finished, I felt SUPER DUPER again.




For added fun, eat candy and watch a movie while you color. Worked for me...

Monday, October 7, 2013

Violin-Playing Goats

"Happiness isn't happiness without a violin-playing goat..." 


#1: This majestic horse 





#2: This meme of the Queen taking advantage of the government shutdown




#3: This adorable office dog named Walter






#4: This badass old dude

Doesn't matter to this guy




#5: This red panda who CANNOT HANDLE THIS PUMPKIN RIGHT NOW



And the photographer who clearly cannot handle the red panda...



#6: These credits from 'The Proposal'


SPOILER ALERT: Women Fart



#7: And in case you're still down-in-the-dumps

We have ways of making you smile!